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If I can be as annoying as Clint Eastwood when I'm 82, I'll die a happy man. If I can embarrass some conservatives into the bargain then so much the better.

That and Channel 4's ad-intensive Paralympics coverage aside, today has been less inspiring than an Audience With Tony Benn. It's bad enough for the people who were injured last night without wild exaggerations about massive fucking supersized wolves. That kind of sensationalism is just disrespectful. Twitter: the only thing that could make Silly Season sillier.

*glares at iPad screen, frowns.*

It's actually four fifteen now and I have achieved precisely bugger all.

Date: 2012-08-31 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigalcampbell.livejournal.com
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John,

always a pleasure to exercise my considerable expertise on behalf of... well, I was going to say 'a friend,' but anyway. What d'you want?

- AC

Date: 2012-08-31 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Alastair,

Thank you.

Just a quick question, one I'm sure I already know the answer to but I thought it vital to check with someone who has more experience than I in this particular area...

I need Peter's help in an endeavour but he dead set against the idea and refuses to comply with my suggestions. Do you, perhaps, know of any way to coax him round to an idea he detests or would is it, as I fear, completely hopeless?

-John

Date: 2012-08-31 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigalcampbell.livejournal.com
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John,

oh dear oh dear. Your main route is flattery, obviously, but if banging on about how vital his endless talents are to the continued survival of humanity etc. isn't working, all I can think to suggest is an appeal to his vindictive side. What does the nemesis du jour stand to lose? Hope that helps, but I wouldn't bet on it.

- AC

Date: 2012-08-31 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamfbercow.livejournal.com
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Alastair,

Alas, just as I thought. I suppose I will simply have to do without him this time.

Thank you for your input on the matter.

Hope you're well.

-John

Date: 2012-08-31 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigalcampbell.livejournal.com
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John,

any time! When I'm not doing something else, that is. Ta ta.

- AC

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