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*Six inches tall and trapped in a pickle jar is not how Alastair imagined he would be spending Christmas. From the moment the cloth plunges him into shadow, he feels his anger turn into a sick feeling of dread in the pit of his stomach. He hurls himself against the glass and screams abuse as loud as he can, but Peter doesn't seem to pay any attention. After a while, the light goes out altogether and Alastair is left alone in the kitchen for the night.

He tries his phone, now a miniature toy replica of itself. No amount of button-pressing will convince it to work. So he reaches up for the lid of the jar, but it's just out of his reach. Even standing on tip-toe on a pile of his own folded-up clothes doesn't help much; it's hard to get purchase in the little air-holes, and anyway, he thinks it might be one of those ones you have to squeeze from the outside.

Alastair gets dressed again and looks about in the darkness, despairing. He wonders if he could use his own momentum to shift the jar off the edge of the sideboard, or even knock it onto its side so it could roll off, letting it smash open on the kitchen floor. He has a go, running at the side and crashing into it as hard as he can, but the base is far too wide to unbalance and if it shifts, it's hardly more than a few millimetres. After another three or four collisions he starts to feel dizzy, but he's just about to strengthen his resolve for another try when a low growling from somewhere far below makes him freeze.*

Hi, Jack...

*Jack gives a short bark and growls again. Alastair retreats to the middle of the jar and sighs. He'd have worn himself out before making it to the edge, anyway. He sinks down against the side and curls up into a ball between the cold glass and the humid air. It sucks to admit defeat. Tired and distressed, he calms himself and eventually drifts off to sleep by imagining all the things he'll do to Mandelson by way of revenge.

The next thing Alastair knows, it's daytime again. He's slipped down onto the floor of the jar and bright light is filtering through the cloth, leaving him dazed and blinking and not a little sore. He struggles upright and glares around, ready to give Peter a piece of his mind.*

Date: 2012-12-18 05:03 pm (UTC)
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Courier..? Where are you sending me?

*Alastair clings to the bars of the cage door and shakes them desperately as it's wrapped up and placed in a box. Darkness returns, punctuated only by dusty beams of light from the air holes. Alastair's stomach lurches as he's handed over, and the berries scatter.*

Crap.

*Maybe, if he shouts loud enough, the courier will set him free? Or maybe he'll freak out at the sight of a miniature human and run away in terror. Or, as Peter says, keep him as a scientific marvel. It's got to be worth a try. Once he hears Peter's front door slam, Alastair yells for help as much as he can, but with no luck. Muffled by the cloth and the cardboard, his voice probably doesn't sound much different to a guinea pig squealing. Now all he can do is cling on, try not to puke, and hope that he's not being taken to somewhere even worse than Peter's kitchen. Home would be a nice start. Fiona might at least slice up some decent sausages for him.*

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